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Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014
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Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies
Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"
by Paul root August 10, 2025
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Cunt

Wow, Alexes Mercado is such a cunt.
by Flsney October 5, 2017
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Cunt

Dont believe anyone elses definition off a Cunt, this is the only true, real meaning.

A Cunt is a person that does'nt even know the true you, turns on you for absolutely no reason or for example you go into a Government department to ask some information on a particluar subject that they are in charge of and they out of nowhere he or she fkn pounces on you. Thats a Cunt. Or someone that will try to fk you up for no reason but to make themselves look or feel better. Thats a Cunt too. Cunts are everywhere im sorry to say. Its getting harder nowadays to find someine that is not one, if you do meet someone that isnt one, tell them and praise them. Everytime you meet someone that is a Cunt, tell them they are, because the reason they are one to you is that they think you are stupid. So tell them they are a Cunt and you can see straight through their fkd up ways or if you dont want to say it like that, simply say, " I hope you have the type of day that you deserve, thankyou". That does their heads in.
Its used every day by most people in sentences and there is nothing wrong with it as its a description word and you are describing a horrible person, a thing or a place. CUNT=HORRIBLE
by 100 % True. December 19, 2024
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Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.
Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!
by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018
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Cunt

The Australian classic “oi cunt” is the most used phrase in Australia
When you get to someone’s house scream “OI CUNT!” And they will be out shortly
by Phatpenguen July 1, 2020
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cunt jug

when the word cunt doesn't define how much of a cunt a person is .
by pesky May 11, 2014
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