When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks
by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022

by Iheartyoylecaje27 July 29, 2024

When your friend flat out denies doing something embarrassing despite being given evidence it DID happen. Your friend then goes silent and ignores you by staring out of the nearest window.
by Mr APT February 23, 2024

Friend 1 “gm”
Friend 2 “gm im thinking of quitting my job and I hate my boyfriend who wants to VC”
Friend 1 “Aw fuck nvm she doing the hotchip”
Friend 2 “gm im thinking of quitting my job and I hate my boyfriend who wants to VC”
Friend 1 “Aw fuck nvm she doing the hotchip”
by Randy the Astonishing March 15, 2022

When a mans gut gets so big it sticks out further than his dick.
"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"
"my gut sticks out more than my dick do"
by hblack81 April 16, 2014

Hym "WOW! A cost/benefit analysis? Really? 'Even if I did harm the 12 people, I've helped way more than that" is not 'Do NO harm'. That's literally just 'if you help enough you can do some harm if you want and it's not a big deal.' You know? And quit listening to Eric. It's not a fucking retweet. Alright? It's a direct quote from a syndicated author and gjost writer who has directly inspired a multitude of creative work. Why does Alice in Borderland end with a close up of a Joker card? Is it because the guy who wrote 'The Joker' also wrote about how underrated the anime was and inspired someone to adapt it to Netflix? I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. I would LOVE to be regaled with all of the work I've inspired. This is what I mean by this being about 'becoming God unto Pharoah'. You quote me directly, smirk and have a laugh with your colleagues and in the context of MY situation, YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, Jordan. Just like you KNOW what the question 'Do you believe in God'means. This is just another instance of you being blindsided by your own inability to weasel your way out of things. Just DM me what what I want to know. You can do things you don't want to do. You don't need to be God unto Pharaoh. You have my name. Shit, everyone has my name. YOU have my DUNGEON MASTER'S NAME! Just... You know, take your own advice. I just don't get it. How are you AT ALL surprised by this?"
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
