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splash one

To defecate, have a bowel movement, in a body of water from above, usu. a toilet.
Excuse me, I need to "splash one".
splash one by nashntth April 2, 2008

Delta One 

In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.

This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.
The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.
Delta One by goyische shitheel June 28, 2008

Kurl one out 

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Kurl one out by Spamfritter August 11, 2008

Harry One Off 

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
Harry One Off by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

Hold One 

a prepositional phrase refering to ones sexual preference.(usually Homosexual).
I believe Andrew would HOLD ONE til the swelling goes down.
Hold One by andy56 February 23, 2009
some damn fine boi that no cunts wanna mess with.
Jacqui: omg is that Ben One over there!? hes so hott.
Some random: Yeah, it is. But dont stare, he might fuck you up.