Fakin Jacks

In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
Aww man!! i wouldn't even mess wit him dude be Fakin Jacks
by melvomp February 03, 2021
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Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.
"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"
by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 15, 2024
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Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.
I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches
by Dr. Gains June 03, 2022
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jack farblad

"yoooooooooooooooo jack farblad waddup man"
by idkwhatlifeis December 31, 2016
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Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
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jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry
by Panel to June 13, 2017
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Breaking Jack

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack
I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.
by Euuuuuphrates December 06, 2022
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