A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.
Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
Get the Jackmug. Someone who tries to make a living off of a meme page however it doesn’t work out and ends up looking like a mong. Also loves a good ol lie here and there.
by Unkn0wn Spec1men October 30, 2017
Get the Jack Shawmug. Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022
Get the jack brosmug. A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in
You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 25, 2017
Get the Jack bastardmug. This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
Get the Captain Jackedmug. A generally rich guy that often has many girls in his DM’s. Very social. Funny but don’t try hard to be so. Loyal to those that prove themselves to be loyal. Kind and caring when in that mood.
Not to be messed with.
Not to be messed with.
Jack has big bag.
by FinnaGetUrGirl November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. by Kageybaby September 8, 2011
Get the Gray Jackedmug.