A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.
Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?
Bulls: corn demolisher
Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished
by yoshimibills March 17, 2017
by @orangetabby June 20, 2017
It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.
by Kat L Lush October 03, 2017
by Corn rows and corn hoes June 25, 2018
Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe
by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018
The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom
Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends
by Ch1N0! February 22, 2016
A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019