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igor walk

The Igor Walk is when you run out of toilet paper mid-shit, and you have to make the trip to get more. You don't want to smear shit on your cheeks, so you walk a little bowlegged and hunched over, similar to how Doctor Frankenstein's assistant, Igor, walks.
No one was around to get Justin Credible fresh toilet paper, so he had to do the Igor Walk to get a fresh roll.
by Justin Appropriate February 27, 2014
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walking life

when describing to purely internet friends your real or actual life
froot609: So sander54 thinks he's so cool, even though his blogs are such bs >:)

addonfreak: yah he reminds me of one of my walking life friends lol
by IamCunt June 17, 2010
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Walk Drafting

The act of walking in the path behind someone in a large group of people to avoid coming into head-on contact with other persons.
"There were sooo many pedestrians on my way to work, I had to start walk drafting a couple of times!"
by Matazaron January 1, 2008
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walking fleek

a person with their hair, face, clothes, shoes, nails, attitude, and pretty much everything fleeked. they look cute asf and nobody can tell them different. they are a walking fleek. if you see a walking fleek, point them out because they put in that effort. walking fleeks should be rewarded. and if u a walking fleek, you stay fleekin!
*girl with everything on point walks up*
friend: "dam girl u a walking fleek!"
interested person: "she fly asf, she a walking fleek"
walking fleek: "i kno 💅"
by a cute ho October 13, 2015
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walking the bar

The practice of rhythm and blues horn players (quintessentially tenor sax players) to literally get up on the bar during a tune and walk it from one end to to the other, riffing and honking. Typical in the 1940's and 50's, it was deemed a display of machismo and virtuosity.
A friend of mine reported seeing tenor saxophonist Illinois Jacquet walking the bar in St. Louis. He moved along. playing and kicking over drinks as he went. One patron, objecting to the endeavor, pulled a switchblade knife out and stuck it into the bar in Illinois' path. When Jacquet came to that spot, he peered over his horn at the knife, turned around, and continued to play as he retraced his path.
by guyfromtheday August 12, 2010
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Walk of Dignity

Similar to Curb Shame. The manner in which a true man walks across a road whilst cars are approaching him. Whilst a lesser mortal would quicken his pace, thus removing all claims to valour and honour, the true man undertakes the Walk of Dignity and continues to stride across the road with purpose and direction. Often performed by Alpha Males or deities.
"Yo Deez, you see tha' whitey cross the road? He rockin' that Walk of Dignity like a mother******!"
by PB Rascal September 8, 2011
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Mexico Walk

The walk, or stumble, that one acquires after consuming a large amount of alcohol
Bob started to develop a Mexico Walk after his seventh shot
by derektg May 24, 2010
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