waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

Blue Waffle

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022

Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice

Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?

by Aquatamo April 29, 2019

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks

My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone

by wafflequacker July 7, 2011

urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.

If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!

by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019