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Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks
My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone
by wafflequacker July 7, 2011
mugGet the Waffle quackmug.

waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018
mugGet the waffle fuckermug.

Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP
by Nuioj August 5, 2018
mugGet the Blue Wafflemug.

Cheesy Waffle

1. a waffle covered with a lot of cheese

2. used in place of all derogative terms

3. used to describe a person, place/event, or thing that should be described as fails, but calling them fails would an insult to fails everywhere
1. I ate a cheesy waffle.

2. That cheesy waffle (motherfucker) jacked my car!

3. Your mom is a cheesy waffle.
by Vongola1208 January 19, 2011
mugGet the Cheesy Wafflemug.

Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
by StingyZebra May 17, 2014
mugGet the Waffle pantsmug.

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017
mugGet the crab wafflemug.

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