Heely-whacking

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.

Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.

by heelywhacker August 20, 2010

the walking dead

the best tv show you will ever watch <3

if i hear someone say they don't like twd. ima beat the shit outta that bitch.

(rosita be owning the whole show doe)

person 1 "omg, the walking dead is so good wtf."
person 2 "I KNOW RIGHT!"

person 1 "DUDE THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT WAS SO GOOD!"
person 3 "Wtf, u guys like the walking dead? its so shit."
person 1&2 "get the fuck out ❤️"

by gayforfictionalcharacters July 27, 2020

A Walking Meme

One who is a jokester, one who is very funny always bringing up the funniest quotes, vines, jokes, and memes

Jack is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020

j walking jangster

Someone who crosses the street in an unlawful manner. Primarily, but not limited to J walking, walking through a no pedestrian zone, and crossing the street blindfolded. By walking in this manner, you become a J walking Jangster

The first known J walking Jangster is Jon A and sara.

Lil Jon has also been spotted J walking like a jangster

by Hot Wesley November 9, 2005

Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 2, 2004

Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011

whackings

The stuff left over when you are done using your weed whacker. Parallel cuttings when you cut your grass.

I just finished whacking all the weeds, but now I have to clean up all the whackings.

by Blackbird68 August 30, 2009