Unicorn Blood

also known as Four Loko

Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.

by MrLac August 6, 2011

Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

Unicorn Punch

(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can re-establish balance.

Those pictures on your blog are so adorable, they're going to cause a unicorn punch epidemic!

by Espressojunky July 7, 2009

unicorn balls

An expression used when you don't know whether something is amazing or just plain creepy. This can be best described as your mom giving you a lap dance (it may be truly fascinating, but it's also kinda wtf.)

Guy 1: Hey dude, I heard your mom gave you a lap dance last night!

Guy 2: Yeah… it was kinda Unicorn Balls.
Guy 1: I get what you mean dude.

by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014

crazy unicorn

When one lesbian puts a strapon on her head and rams it into the other lesbians pussy.

Eve did the crazy unicorn with Chrissy last night.

by Eveil September 18, 2007

unicorn surprsie

During sex u put on a fake horn and put hot sauce on the tip and shove it far as u can in someones ass. doing this you make a nah sound or some what of a horse noise. Then the blood from the but hole will drip down the horn. You then take off the horn and insert your penis in it till you ejaculate. The two partners take turn drinking from the horn to one pukes. The one who pukes must puke in the other partnes ass crack and eat it till clean.

unicorn surprsie
Me and my buddey hung out last night. We got drunk and ran out of drinking games. We played "unicorn surprise" to pass the time. My face was covered in blood and puke.

by KickenChicken October 13, 2011

Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

by Lboogied May 18, 2010