the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 23, 2010
Get the ultimate ballmug. When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!
by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016
Get the the ultimate nastymug. This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
Get the I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long runmug. by Jamooi April 9, 2019
Get the Ultimate Alphamug. A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
by booksandtea June 16, 2017
Get the Ultimate Footballmug. 
When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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