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Tristan

Bro I’m not gonna lie this is my name and I just wanted to praise myself like everybody else who wrote a definition for their name. Then I realized that’s stupid. Tristan is me, that’s my definition.
Tristan is my name
by GIVE ME AND ACCOUNT July 25, 2022
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Tristan is.. unique. he his usually walking around with a stubbed toe and a foot that is always sore cus hes the biggest nutjob. a very big dick though. and very big toes. also sees a bimbo when he looks in the mirror
"ahh that dipshit Tistan stubbed his toe."

"oh well , says tristan, while sulking in a corner
by bruhwiththebruhbutton August 22, 2022
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The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool
have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants
by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022
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The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.
Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.
by big boy monkey October 28, 2022
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He will give you sex like no other and make you orgasm like never before. Tristan is a god in bed and you will want him, you will become addicted to him. He is also a very funny, amazing person that loves life. He will make it rain all day long. If you are lucky enough to find a Tristan, make sure you keep him.
A Tristan is the best you'll ever have...keep him!
by EL Puerto October 31, 2022
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A smart, nice, quiet kid who really cares about his friends who don’t care about him. he can be a little rude to people but he means it in a good way
person 1: hey have you seen tristan? you’re his friend right?
person 2: yeah i talk to him. i hate him though
by Worttt November 8, 2022
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this dudes name is tristan
by jacky401 November 9, 2022
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