Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

toss cakes

Toss Cakes-Cakes with jiz in.

Used as insult.

"Stop trying to change my browser homepage to a bloody garry glitter page,Tosscakes,get some work done.!"

by Tony Blackburns record box September 29, 2003

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

Seismic salad toss

The act of BBW women bouncing her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

by GenralGrave July 8, 2015

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

to toss someone's salad

Sex act (usu. between gays) in which one stimulates another's anus by licking his sphincter.

Sebastian invited Stephan to a gay club. Both agreed there were quite a few hot guys that day. Then, Stephan asked Sebastian if he wished to toss someone's salad in that club.
Stephan asked Sebastian if he was hungry to which Jimmy responded that he was hornier than hungry so, therefore, instead of eating a vegetarian sandwhich he would rather toss his salad.

by Arturo Vega January 30, 2016