waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 January 20, 2016

Whiffy Waffle

Smelly Vagina

That Girl Has One Whiffy Waffle

by CarFlo_Is_Bae July 04, 2016

urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 04, 2020

Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice

Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?

by Aquatamo April 30, 2019

waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019