Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII May 23, 2018

Dunce Face

Dunce face is the nick name of Denki Kaminari given to him by Kacchan Bakugo.

Bakugo: Dunce Face.

Bakugo: Dunce Face!

Bakugo: DuNcE fAcE!!!!!

by I am Shoto from UA April 8, 2021

kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.

That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face

by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011

Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face

Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️

by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019

face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.

After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.

by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010