Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
Get the dick funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug. by marcotoa January 19, 2025
Get the Funkmug. by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021
Get the confusion funkmug. Someone who is kind, smart, and a chill gal. Lowkey is a fein for tigers and dinosaurs. Her wardrobe is robust with not cringy clothing. You just know she's a trend setter. Although she doesn't like dutch bros or yoga, she still is the main attraction. She always manages to laugh at everything you say, even though I just shared a very traumatic story. Those blue eyes will capture your soul... and heart. Don't let the looks fool you, she's a feisty one.
by poopysauce7 February 5, 2025
Get the Miss Funkmug. Brazilian funk, also called "funk carioca," is a music style born in Rio de Janeiro's favelas. It mixes fast beats, repetitive rhythms, and explicit lyrics . it's hugely popular at parties and clubs in Brazil and beyond. Some artists use it to address social issues and empower their communities. A lot of Americans listen to is without even knowing what it says.
by faggotsuperman123 May 10, 2024
Get the Brazilian funkmug. funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!
by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021
Get the funkmug.