The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 09, 2023

peeing rob

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.

This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.

by Megriffin March 16, 2016

Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x November 15, 2015

Rob hill

To be so drunk in a sport ground, your wife has to drag you out by your ears

He was so spannered he had been rob hilled

by Sutton29 February 12, 2021

Rob Dahm

to take on a task with faith led by passion

characterized by youtuber Rob Dahm building amazing shit without an instruction manual

Woman: Damn I don't know how I'm going to get through this pregnancy and school
Friend: Just Rob Dahm that shit!

by hellafraiche August 20, 2020

Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate

Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local

by Justdatiler January 19, 2022