Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.

Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.

by YVLdoja January 6, 2025

buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night

“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”

by KgasK November 14, 2023

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Goon bait

Content or art aimed at sexually arousing the audience to trigger a response.

Bro was that seriously just your goon bait I saw in your instagram reels? Send that to me when you got a chance.

by Aquarius1930 April 24, 2025

Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

by J Manchester January 19, 2025