Tire tugging

The act of masturbating while simultaneously driving a car.

Jim was horny and stuck in traffic so he started tire tugging while the driver in the adjacent lane looked in disgust.

by jimmydeansballsack February 29, 2024

The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.

Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

Mario is a tire

Its something that happens when Mario says i am a tire it's so shaking in my boots that i shitted my pants and i am bored

person: Mario is a tire

by imma a tire September 8, 2025

Tired

Rolling really fast attached to an axle.

That man was tired this evening.

by Tired man November 28, 2023

tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

Tires

A way of saying something is terrible.

'Aw man this food was tires.'

by Jk16778 March 28, 2024