waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
by mrdew December 22, 2017
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bouncing waves of fuck-face

no cell phone service, sporadic cell signal causing clipping phone conversations and/or disconnections
While driving in the mountains bouncing waves of fuck-face made it impossible to call mom.
by dead saint September 25, 2009
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waving my dick in the wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
by P.I. Staker August 01, 2007
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Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.
Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"
by wraither September 20, 2009
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slap the belly ride the waves a term to describe a fat man or woman and the rippling effect given when slapped in the belly or just a long word for fat
look at her she's slap the belly ride the waves

or y'al right slap the belly ride the waves
by vintage tard October 21, 2004
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collapse your wave function

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.
"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."
by eighthofseven October 23, 2007
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Stop surfing my waves

A response to let someone know they should stop commenting on the fact that you are expressing what they consider to be negative vibes, thoughts, feelings etc.
"I'm pretty sure that I didn't get the manager's position that's opening up in my department."

Friend: "You have to be positive... don't be sending negative waves out there."

"Stop surfing my waves."
by lsnyder September 12, 2008
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