Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."
Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet
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Smoking Topaz

An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.
Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.
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Smoking clay

To smoke weed.
Pot is another term used for weed and pots are made of clay. So when you smoke clay it means you’re smoking pot.
Sand cheese:hey wyd?
Guinea pig:smoking clay, wbu
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smoke pool

the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body
Hey man wanna go smoke some pool?

oh jeez I just smoked so much pool out back!

smoke pool
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smoke palace

The Largest Kentucky Head shop selling all smoking accessories
Man I can't wait to go to Smoke Palace today
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smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.
Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.
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Smoke Hunter

Someone who seeks altercations
“Dude chill out and stop being a smoke hunter
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