Pi r2

The most useless thing you ever learnt that existed, the area of a circle

person 1: i need to calcuwlate the awea of this cwircle I will use Pi r2

person 2: genuinely what the hell is wrong with you

by Qwertyytrewqss August 18, 2023

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

Pied

When you get ignored even though you know they heard you (is applicable to group chats)

*silence*
Person 1: "hey hows it going?"
Person 2:"..."
Person3: "wow you (person 1) got pied"

by Dracknid10 January 2, 2019

Pi

A number that is 3.1415926535897932384626...
You can memorize the first 50 digits and then say you know hundreds because people get bored of listening to you say numbers.

You: I know 200 digits of pi
Friend: Show me
You: 3.141592653589793238-
Friend: Wow
You: That wasn't all of them
Friend: I don't care

by Ranger Russet January 15, 2024

A Pi-Free Math Book

The mathematical equivalent of a meeting-free day or passport-less travel. When the sight of the symbol π is enough to trigger panic or paranoia among billions of folks worldwide, who think they weren’t born or blessed with the “math gene.”

Just as a math book without equations or formulas could raise the sales figures by a few folds, a pi-free math book could give thousands of math-anxious folks more confidence in picking up a pop math book without feeling unduly stressed.

by Numerati January 2, 2025

Pi Check

When the number π signs checks and creditors decide not to cash them because they have gotten her signature on—when pi’s personality or identity is more valuable than the amount owned.

The pi check shows that a number of people would go for value rather than money, because money doesn’t calculate value, and value is often based on the wider contribution to culture or society.

by Fasters August 25, 2022

Molly Pies

the sweetest human to ever exist.

brighten your day no matter what.
is the gayest ray of sunshine
you deserve the world, with that smile,kindest and human. <3

Molly pies you make me smile
Molly pies you are hot

Molly pies don't give up
Molly pies you will do great things

Molly pies bella loves you

by Gay times February 7, 2022