Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.

"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"

by MCB_HD August 31, 2025

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 June 8, 2018

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

moist kid

CEYHUN K

someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's

here moist kid eat my shit

by ceyhun lol December 1, 2017

Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy

Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her

by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021

Moist

description of a bad online date, cringe-inducing

how was the your date?

it was moist.

by gghh^^ March 10, 2016

moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.

Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .

by BornXeno September 2, 2016