Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.

Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.

by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017

Moist

Wet in the area involving sex or horny actions

I got very moist after it

by Sevensevie November 6, 2017

moist meet

The moistest type of meat.

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki

by moonboi May 24, 2018

Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.

"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"

by MCB_HD August 31, 2025

moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.

Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .

by BornXeno September 2, 2016

Moist

description of a bad online date, cringe-inducing

how was the your date?

it was moist.

by gghh^^ March 10, 2016