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Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025
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gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird
by jermaineee January 17, 2024
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Moon Gooning

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
I’m going to Niagara Falls and moon gooning with the guys tomorrow night.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
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Goon

Something Gross; Commonly canadian slang for throwing up/puking.
Guy 1: Yo, I’ll pay you a 20 sheet if u eat a raw egg

Guy 2: No man! I’ll fucking goon!
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Unethical Gooning

Unethical Gooning refers to the irresponsible and exploitative consumption of pornographic and NSFW media, characterized by a lack of consideration for artistic integrity, personal awareness, and ethical engagement. This behavior includes:

1. Viewing and sharing content solely for gratification, without regard for the context, themes, or deeper meaning behind the material.

2. Objectifying characters and individuals in media without appreciation for their narrative, personality, or creative significance.

3. Using, editing, or redistributing content without crediting or respecting the original creators.

Those who engage in unethical gooning prioritize instant gratification over mindful consumption, disregarding the ethical implications of their media engagement.
Jake’s idea of a good time was mindlessly binging NSFW content without a second thought for the artists or context—classic unethical gooning at its finest.
by Thesmartguy2smart February 23, 2025
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Moon Gooning

"Me and Joe Rogan are going to hunt buffalo go Moon Gooning tonight"
by Beeskneeees421 January 12, 2024
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goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024
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