Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.

Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess

by Studio19 December 29, 2009

the perserve family

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you

'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

by izUwU-chan666 March 20, 2022

Nalli family

A family where most or all members prey on children sexually

If I were you I wouldn't bring my children to stores operated by the Nalli family

by CPS Global October 9, 2023

rhyme family

a genre of poetry or sonnets

Shakespeare was a member of the Elizabethan rhyme family

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

The Buxton Family

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family men ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything

The Buxton Family are very rich

by _Urban.dictionary_official_ December 29, 2020

brawl in the family

a kinda old comic series that was about the wacky shenanigans of the characters of super smash bros brawl cast

person 1: "yo have you seen that cool web comic called brawl in the family

person 2: "no man i haven't"

person 1: "then check it out man there are even books for it!"

by samoclodo May 15, 2020

Goth Family

A family that has existed since the first game in The Sims Series.
Most well known for Bella Goth, who went missing after getting abducted by aliens and dropped in Strangetown, there’s also her husband Mortimer who loves Dina Caliente, the widow of Bella’s dead brother Michael Bachelor.
Mortimer and Bella have two kids, Cassandra Goth is engaged to town Cassanova Don Lothario, and the other kid is Alexander Goth.

Everyone who’s ever played The Sims knows about The Goth Family

by BlankCanvas742 December 7, 2021