bump ass

Broken, busted, crappy, shitty, junky, non-working, inoperative or just plain pisses you off.

I got stuck at that bump ass stop light twice.

by Shiznamslappy April 16, 2009

Nora-bump

v. (to Nora-bump; to get Nora-bumped)
a. When a teacher refuses to tell her class that she is pregnant, even though it is blatantly obvious
b. When a teacher develops a binge drinking problem and appears pregnant

slang
can be used as a substitute for the word "Screwed" or in fact any phrase

The students were angry when they got Nora-bumped. Did their teacher really think they were that stupid?!

slang
Can you believe we have a web-assign every night? We totally got Nora-bumped!

by AP Mechanics January 13, 2008

speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008

Bump Off

Get out of my grill.

Bump off bitches, I didn't touch your kangaroo!

by Bunko Girls May 16, 2008

booty bump

When you administer a drug intramuscularly through the gluteus maximus muscle also known as the buttox.

I just booty bumped my girlfriend with some ketamine.

by Coaster_FTW May 23, 2009

speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by earjacker September 23, 2008

Bump dat

1:often used to tell the dj to turn up the bass.
2:also used to tell your bitch to shake her ass wildly.

1-"hey dj, bump dat!"
2-"get over here bitch, yea, bump dat"

by Hostile206 January 7, 2009