by ToffeeWalnut April 02, 2017
The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).
He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!
by heatlyomnom September 21, 2009
When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009
"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"
by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.
John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.
The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
by BMReyes October 15, 2015
When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010