slut shrapnel

This is a term used to describe a skank's use of body piercings or facial piercings.

No daughter of mine will leave this house with that slut shrapnel in her face!

by lee sanders May 15, 2008

slut gatorade

sperm that satisfies the thirst of a slut.

dude i got slut gatorade all over her and she was ready for round number 2.

by THe Wind February 14, 2006

slut logic

Excuses and rationalizations for slutty behavior, often heard from girls who have slept with 17+ guys (including threesomes with guys they just met that night). Lower back tattoos are absolutely a dead give-away.

Girl: "I'm not a slut; I have daddy issues!"
Dude: "That slut logic doesn't work on me, bitch."

Girl: "I got this tramp stamp before I knew what they were called."
Dude: "That's some solid slut logic, right there."

Girl" "It's the only way I can connect with people!"
Dude: "Justify however you want with your slut logic. You're still a filthy tramp."

by partypoop May 06, 2011

Turkey Sluts

Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.

Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?

The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill

by Samuel Fratams November 10, 2010

pancake slut

A prostitute that accepts pancakes as a form of payment; or a person who uses rolled pancakes as a dildo.

"Dude i didn't have any cash to pay that prostitute but luckily she was a pancake slut."

by Sabrina Bigverdee June 01, 2014

mega slut

one who has no control over their actions and therefore sleeps with everyone.

"brandi looks like such a mega slut today, she might as well not even wear a skirt and i heard she 'hung out' in mike's car during lunch. she totally fucked him."

by phillipeallegra October 11, 2007

slut parade

downtown Scottsdale AZ on weekends is so heavily infused with girls who have rich parents that dress slutty and scamper across streets in painfully high heels. They never use crosswalks and they travel in large packs followed by a douchenozzle. There are tons of sorostitutes from ASU and twenty-somethings already twice-divorced.

I was trying to creep through the slut parade down by Scottsdale Road and a guy yelled "hey slut!" and the girl in my car was sending thoughts to the girl on the street (don'tturnarounddon'tturnaround) but of course the girl turned around like it was her given name. What a beautiful city.

by intellektualspew February 18, 2011