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crotch post

When A guy is just a thing for a girl to screw when she needs some
Aprylle uses Marc as a crotch Post
by The dominator October 16, 2005
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post jerk

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
by the master9000 October 9, 2007
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post hardcore

a genre of music that has emerged out of harcore music and been compined with emo, pop, punk, etc. to become an unpredictable, whisper to scream style that is above all emotionally, lyricaly, and musicly honest.
thursday, taking back sunday, the used, thrice, glassjaw, etc.
by pedro November 17, 2003
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double post

Two posts, in succession, in a forum topic created by the same person that say the exact same thing.
This is a doubble post:

yorkky: I like pie.
yorkky: I like pie.

This is not a doubble post:
yorkky: I like pie.
yorkky: I also like cake.
by Nitron_F117 April 27, 2004
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post whore

someone who posts on every thread out of boredom or as an attempt to feel a sense of belonging.
The nerd posted 1000 messages a day to the forum. The nerd was a true post whore.
by decepticon September 29, 2003
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Posted-up

1.Someone or something that is too prevalent.

2.Being stoked on an enviroment, and willing to stay there for an extended period of time.
1.Kristen is posted-up in the living room.
by Stewart J. Ferguson March 31, 2011
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post-sex

When you continue to have sex even after one partner has 'finished up'
I came so fast that I had to have post-sex for half an hour
by easybreezy February 22, 2015
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