amish petting

Heavy petting with close on and no intention of going any further.

I went to Jamies house last night for Amish petting because it was her time of the month.

by Imntntx2017 April 5, 2017

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Pet Cat

A term often used by NFL draft analysts to describe an under the radar player who will out play his draft position.

My pet cat of this draft is (insert name). With the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!

by Irish3721 August 30, 2018

Teacher's pet

Person with mommy/daddy issues

person 1 : She is teacher's pet
person 2 : I didn't know she have mommy/daddy issues

by idkhonestlyhbqw June 22, 2022

Teachers Pet

An annoying ass bitch that does nothing but hate everyone but the teacher, some variants of this creature are fortnite kids, but they snitch on literally everything and everyone, always telling you "I'm telling." Before walking away.

Damn that teachers pet.
What?
He snitched on me for accidently tripping someone.
That fucking teachers pet.

by I hate fortnite kids June 5, 2023