Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

condell park

a suburb which shares the same postcode as bankstown. is known for terrorists and drive bys but is still considered the "good" side of bankstown.

ignorant person: i thought you were from bankstown?
me: hell no im from condell park!

by condell rules April 8, 2009

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

by Anathemanic January 8, 2012

Love Park

A park in Philadelphia, PA that houses the famous "Love" statue. Known for being an sweet place to skate due to it's awesome curved steps. However, skating in the park is apparently banned. :(

Skater 1: Dude, I'm new to Philly wheres a good place to skate?

Skater 2: Love Park is awesome if you dont get caught their...

by PhillyPhan August 2, 2008

nigger park

Commonly observed anywhere people can park. The car is parked backwards, facing out, as to allow a quick getaway.

"You just see those guys nigger park? They must be up to no good."

by datboiT March 1, 2009

Parks and Recreation

Better than the Office.

Man, Parks and Recreation is the best.

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019