A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
by Kayaa December 1, 2009
Get the magic twigmug. The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020
Get the Magic Mousemug. “Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick
by yvuviuuiv March 13, 2021
Get the Whore magicmug. A convenient cover all excuse for the imaginary repository of shiny, neat, and otherwise cool things that you normally could not have through our own means...
When my twin brother and I grew up we had sticky little fingers, so when we would arrive back at our house and Mom would ask where we found such a shiny object, or whatever, we would invariably explain; "Mom, we found it in the gutter", which she ended up terming the 'Magic Gutter'...
by Electro_Fox December 25, 2007
Get the Magic Guttermug. Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm
Rarer than a unicorn
Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
Rarer than a unicorn
Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"
Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis
I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"
Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis
I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021
Get the Magic Penismug. When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live
by Manchesthair March 2, 2019
Get the David Magicmug. A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.
These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?
--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?
--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!
by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016
Get the magic trufflesmug.