Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020
Get the Sloppy mastermug. by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021
Get the onion mastermug. Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.
They only follow three rules.....
1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.
2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.
3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)
They only follow three rules.....
1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.
2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.
3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)
The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.
by ZMVS May 7, 2017
Get the coy mastermug. in all four nations the simp master is know for defeating the thot nation
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
characteristics: Flirty, too happy, unpredictable, dangerous, introvert worst nightmare
by crackheads >:) April 30, 2021
Get the Simp Mastermug. When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?
by whitekneegrow April 29, 2012
Get the Master-Blasterbationmug. by TheDefineNerd February 24, 2021
Get the Master CJmug. An adjective used to describe something incredibly awesome, when there are no other words to describe it. Basically it is the opposite of a buzzkill.
Person A: Dude, skiing is gonna be so awesome today.
Person B: Yea Dude. Powder Sesh Master Sweets!
Person A: Where did you get that ill scar?
Person B: Longbording master sweets! I totally almost killed myself.
Person A: He's effing hot.
Person B: Yea, a TOTAl babe master sweets.
Person B: Yea Dude. Powder Sesh Master Sweets!
Person A: Where did you get that ill scar?
Person B: Longbording master sweets! I totally almost killed myself.
Person A: He's effing hot.
Person B: Yea, a TOTAl babe master sweets.
by JahGuids December 11, 2010
Get the Master Sweetsmug.