land shark

The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.

I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.

by smittan September 7, 2011

poop land

1 - Fro's house
2 - Term used to descripe the horriblest, most vile place possible, that is covered in poop, and not just dog poop, but human poop too

"What did you do last night?"
"Went to poopland and got drunk again."

by boshi June 11, 2006

land grab

What the US Government and other countries did to tribal peoples already living on the American continent.

Any appropriation of real estate that wasn't originally yours.

Joe used to have only five acres of property, but he made a huge land grab and now he has fifty.

by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004

Land it in buffalo

When you totally mess something up resulting in total failure.

Wow, last night you were really hammered. How'd it work out with the girl you brought home?

Not good, vomited all over her and she ran out crying.

Boy did you land it in Buffalo

by Team Zion February 18, 2009

good lands

People in virginia say it. It means, "god bless your heart, best of luck to you"
Good lands

Hey i have a job interview today.
Oh really? Good lands to you

by Psssssssssss October 6, 2016

Burning Lands

A kingdom in El PAso Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often reffered to as the "bastard step child of Dragonspine."

Place : A kingdom in El Paso, Texas, that is the oldest kingdom in Amtgard. Due to the lithium in the water supply, The officers of this park tend to be self important, and lack basic grasps on normal sanity. Often leads to living in mothers basement, or other insanity. Fighters from this kingdom often are thrown off of the field in other places, due to using lead pipes covered with duct tape as weapons.

Also often referred to as the "bastard step child of Dragon spine."

by William Skitt December 20, 2004

to stick the landing

To succeed in doing a skateboard or snowboard trick.

I thought you were going to crash but miraculously, you stuck the landing!

(conjugation of "to stick the landing")

by Watchfull Eyes February 20, 2009