jason bahr

a total weenie.

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

jason roy

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

i love jason moura

by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Eide

Someone with a tiny dick.

“Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”

by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018