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hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
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stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.
by The eradicator July 15, 2007
mugGet the stabbing the handmug.

sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
mugGet the sub handsmug.

the upper hand

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.
The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.
mugGet the the upper handmug.

Serpent's Hand

An organization that really loving anomaly thing, even they liberate them... wait why i'm hearing SCP-096's screams?
Serpent's Hand? Huh, i never heard of that... wait.. containment breach?
by Mastery of Coordilatte December 27, 2020
mugGet the Serpent's Handmug.

Dick handed

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
by Deathesquire August 23, 2023
mugGet the Dick handedmug.

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018
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