Creme Basket

When you take all the candy from a couple kids easter basket, unwrap the candy, eat it, cum in the wrappers and wrap it back up. They’re in for a real treat. ;)

Kid 1: aw man Travis tricked me with a Creme Basket
Kid 2: but you ate it all

by Mr.Glapoogis April 8, 2022

Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours

Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool

by DurpDot April 13, 2020

Rainbow basket

Taking your girlfriends period and putting it all into a basket. Then you take the basket and carry it about with you.

Tom: Whats in that basket man?
George: My girlfriends period
Tom: I had a beautiful rainbow basket the other day too. Some hobo stole it

by Sir Dan McManus the second January 4, 2011

Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre

John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."

by Aberham kidney November 29, 2018

Basket case

Ryan. Just Ryan cause he’s a basket case

Hey did you see Ryan today?
Yeah he is such a fucking basket case

by Crackhead licker November 13, 2019

Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

Fucking Basket

A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.

“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”

“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”

by Mikepegg7809 May 31, 2019