Aide Lutfi

Aide Lutfi

Aide Lutfi

by Malsan January 2, 2018

AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014

Kool-Aid

A cheaper version of cocaine.

Cocaine addict: Yo got some Cocaine my dude
Dealer : Naw but I got some Kool-Aid
Cocaine Addict: Well what flavor you got
Dealer: Grape and Tropical punch
Cocaine Addict: Well i guess I will get Tropical Punch then
Random Black dude: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU GOT GRAPE KOOL-AID NIGGA!

by Steve_Harvey June 9, 2018

jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022

Spaghetti Aids

A form of aids transmitted through putting AID infested blood on ones Spaghetti

Girl: Last night was perfect, the Spaghetti was amazing! What sauce was that?
Guy: It was my blood, sorry madam, you have Spaghetti Aids "Flies out window"
Girl: Welp i donee goofed up badly mistaken

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 15, 2017