Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

Bowl-Stroll

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.

"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"

by M Jamo July 30, 2009

Hungarian Bowling

Sucking a guy off while flicking his balls.

Person 1: I got some mad Hungarian Bowling last night

Person 2: cool

by Myemuisbig June 17, 2019

Bowling eights

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.

After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.

by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010

crazy bowl

like a silly bowl, but with 3 layers: weed, dmt, more weed, dmt, more weed, and a last layer of dmt on the top

lets be adventurous tonight and smoke a crazy bowl!

by the node April 13, 2010