Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers

son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"

by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014

Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.

"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."

by Fight club fam August 7, 2016

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

apple garbage

Apple garbage is when you eat so many apples that you shit a whole apple often times your asshole explodes and bleeds profusely

Bitch I just ate so many apples that I got mad apple garbage d

by Jstu November 14, 2017

apple of eden

It is the definition of used in biblical terms as being the forbidden fruit

Even though she is attached to another man i still want to go there and bang her hard and narsty even though im not ment too she is my forbidden fruit she is the apple of eden

by Forbidden sex January 21, 2018

apple empenada

noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.

bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.

by heyyyyyyyo April 15, 2011