fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 8, 2006

tea tax

to go crazy. Usually used in the form of "going tea tax" or any other form of the word going.

Omigod, let's go tea tax on Jason for calling me a bitch!

by Valerie August 2, 2004

anti poop tax

The tax that must be paid to prevent the pooping on someones bed. A form of extortion.

I shat all over her bed because she failed to pay me the anti poop tax.

by TheMadCrapper December 30, 2007

sin tax error

When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."

"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."

by Ultracaffeine October 3, 2019

Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018

Blue Collar Tax

the act of using company time, materials or money for a personal project. especially projects done on a friday before the close of day. nobody works and nobody gets hurt.

Wally needed several copper fittings for his bathroom remodel, so took some out of the maintenance room at work through the blue collar tax program.

by the everyday milkman February 4, 2022

tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.

All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.

by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019