monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008

Disaster Moon

means South Korea President Moon Jae In

"Ughhhh Disaster Moon always makes me sick. All he does is speak on behalf of Kim Jong Un."
"What a spokesman!"
"On top of that, he's a total commie. Read his books he wrote."

by ㅅㅇddddfsfWWW June 7, 2020

Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

by wskiter November 13, 2009

Clear moon

When you look at the moon in the sky and it’s clear as day.

As Clarice gazed up into the night sky, she exclaimed “my that’s a clear moon, you can see darn near everything”.

by SawyerDaLawyer December 6, 2019

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

by lardy91 January 19, 2015

moon and trench

When you moon someone, run to your car and burnout on their lawn. Thus causing a “trench”

That teacher gave me a D on my test. Let’s go to his house and do a moon and trench.

by Burner1991 February 23, 2018

Moon Burn

The results of a spanking on your bottom. The Red "burn" on your "moon"

I got spanked last night, I can still feel the effects of the moon burn.

I attended the moonburn party in North Hollywood.

by MRspankee October 5, 2013