A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.
Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
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Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome, he can't see past his own ego.
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