[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.

Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.

by youreadumbass February 1, 2009

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Stupid Oatmeal

Oatmeal eaten by a person who you have great contempt for. Even their oatmeal is stupid. Variations include "dumb grabola," "moronic cereal," "silly porridge," and possibly "imbecilic cottage cheese" (though this one is disputed by many to be a real variant, due to the lack of an oatmeal synonym).

Student: Oh, this teacher is so annoying. She always comes into class 20 minutes late with her stupid oatmeal.

by tills November 25, 2013

Stupid town

Stupid town is the imaginary place where one is at risk of getting in trouble. Most people think you have to go to stupid town to have fun, but this is entirely not true.

When one enters stupid town, they have made a poor decision and have entered the dark side. Stupid town consists of any of the following: drugs, alcohol, sex, etc.

Friend: hey, let's go smoke some weed
Me: no, i can't go to stupid town
Friend: k den

by Masta Chang September 1, 2013

stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you

She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.

by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019

Stupid Egghead

Another name for Dylan

Person: Hey, stupid egghead
Dylan: :(

by Bigcooker March 9, 2018

sloatsburg stupid

General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.

"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid

by GWeeks December 13, 2017