by krychu September 12, 2017

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

I piss someone on today so bad by calling him a "lazy loser" that he actually went out to look for a job.
by powerphillg5 July 25, 2017

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
by R4indr0q February 6, 2023
