What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.
Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"
by Bakertable December 31, 2010
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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf July 15, 2017
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papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
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nepolion smurf

This is usually a young and small blonde slim shady looking person. they constatly talks down to people and are amazing at lieing! They has beyond small little cocks and their balls are very tiny aswell. Theses people make up for haveing no life by pissing you off. These rare breeds of wanabe people with small balls should be punched in the face if incounterd. Do not feed into this persons desprate attack for attention also this person will stalk anything with a vagina if givin the time of day! This person will most likley live in their parents basment after teenage years. Their parents dont care are always blazed and love to have their dogs smoke weed!

Common look: Anything you think is cool this person will try to buy! They are usually seen lazily watchen james bond and wearing amazingly gay red seagul hollister sleeping pants.
(nepolion smurf): Dude you dont understand!
ME: Vin i think i do...
NS: no dude ive been all over....
ME: HUH?
NS: POWERSTANCE!!!
by truth sucks with a capital T December 12, 2006
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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI
by The forbidden smurf April 22, 2022
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Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.
I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.
by 3Blackdogs September 17, 2022
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