Smash Kidz

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.

"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"

by Budway November 19, 2004

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 25, 2011

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat November 3, 2015

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

Smash City

When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.

So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.

by Jflores February 14, 2018

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007