Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.
Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
by Rodney Y December 28, 2005
Get the cock smackmug. another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.
proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"
proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"
by coop a loop May 26, 2005
Get the foreskin smackmug. 
Get the pimp smackmug. by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005
Get the Smack Madammug. by Apples78 February 5, 2010
Get the Lip Smackingmug. When your doing your girl in da butt after u finish jizzing u pull out and smack her in the face with your poopy dick.
by Robbie February 4, 2004
Get the Hot Smackmug. A 'Smack Head' Is A Person Who Takes Alot Of Drugs And Usually Was Born In Deckham And Lives In A Smack Shed.
The Story Of A Smack Head
Mr 1.Weyy Ayee Did You See Those Smack Heads Going Into The Smack Shed??
Mr 2.Yess I Built It.... Duh !!
Mr 1.Oh...Are You A Smack Head?
Mr 2.Noo....(Inserting A Needle Into Mr 1's Arm)
Mr 2.Well Maybe... I Am XD
Mr 1.Weyy Ayee Did You See Those Smack Heads Going Into The Smack Shed??
Mr 2.Yess I Built It.... Duh !!
Mr 1.Oh...Are You A Smack Head?
Mr 2.Noo....(Inserting A Needle Into Mr 1's Arm)
Mr 2.Well Maybe... I Am XD
by Michael Johnstone March 20, 2008
Get the smack headmug.