Simon

Hey my name is Simon my best friends are Melker and Joel i like to play soccer and floorball

Simon is an sexy guy

by Addenator December 11, 2016

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 May 24, 2018

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Simon

The guy who sucks off crosswords for you

Simon, can you finish off my crossword?
Simon- absolutely! I will semon it off for you!

by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019

Simon

Kid who spends Moms credit card on V bucks

Simon is yes

by Hhhhftgvv November 17, 2019

Simon

Simon usually is one of those guys who wears adidas pants and has brown hair. He may or may not have glasses. Never trust a simon. He also doesn't have very good manners.

"Oh look. It's Simon." yay.

by name1001 February 17, 2020