skied

1) Rocked it, in a way that Ben Shapiro never has
2) Went high, in like a natural electric way
1) Bruh skied the basket last night
2) Skied the exam, droppin A's
by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 31, 2022
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slalum skiing

when a person has a penis in both hands and vigorously shakes them up and down
that girl loves going slalum skiing, because she likes the attention
by donjuandelanuche July 21, 2011
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Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
by ZeroFromLoDo May 06, 2013
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 29, 2022
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track-ski

The process of pulling the skis off the ground on a snowmobile..
I did a sick track-ski across the field for at least 100yards last night...
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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 07, 2020
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maya skies

your so maya skies my love.
by zayum April 09, 2015
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